24 Funny Quotes Motivational That Will Inspire You — Minions Quotes

24 Funny Quotes Motivational That Will Inspires You — Minions Quotes “When you talk, You are only repeating what you already know. But if you listen, You may learn something New. – Dalai Lama Quotes

Funny Quotes Motivational

“1. They’re called ‘man hours’ because a woman would have that shit done in 20 minutes!”

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“2. I try to be a nice person But sometimes my mouth doesn’t want to cooperate!”

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“3. Don’t mind me, I’m just returning your nose. I found it in my business again.”

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“4. I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid and others I would love to punch in the face.”

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“5. Never sing in the shower singing leads to dancing, dancing leads to slipping and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked, so remember don’t sing”

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“6. I love how coffee fixes everything. Tired? Drink some coffee, headache? Drink coffee, Cold? Drink coffee, someone makes you angry? Bust them in the head with the cup!”

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“7. My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning so I stayed home to take care of it.”

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“8. I don’t know what this cow is going through but I can relate.”

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“9. I hate that moment when you’re tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed, your body is like just kidding..”

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“10. I’m guilty of giving people more chances than they deserve, but when I’m done. I’m done.”

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“11. Don’t piss me off. I will stop taking my pills, and nobody wants that do they?”

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“12. It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth…”

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“13. Just once in my life, I’d actually like to see a liar’s pants catch on fire.”

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“14. Of course I talk to my self. Sometimes I need expert advice”

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“15. I did not trip. The floor looked sad, so I thought it needed a hug!”

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“16. If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge???”

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“17. It’s been a rough week but on a positive note… I didn’t need any bail money and didn’t have to hide any bodies.”

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“18. The best thing about me… I’m a limited edition. There are no other copies! Bet you’re thinking thank the good lord!”

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“19. My maturity level depends on who I’m with.”

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“20. Technically if you don’t cut a cake and just eat the whole thing with a fork you still only had one piece.”

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“21. Best friends they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”

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“22. Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything.”

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“23. I keep telling myself to stop talking to weirdos but then I would not have any friends left.”

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“24. That annoying moment when you are texting someone and auto correct decides to join the conversation.”

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