World’s largest collection of cat memes and other animals. “CAT MEMES”. See more ideas about cat memes, funny animals, cute cats.Cats know how to live life. Here are some funny cat quotes that prove it. “In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.” – Terry Pratchett, Writer
Funny Cat Quotes
They asked the female cat why her kittens were of different colors; she said she is embarrassed to say no. – Tunisia
Cats can obviously rise to considerable mental heights, at least when they want to satisfy their lower instincts. – Akif Pirincci (1959)
The cat shuts its eyes when stealing cream. – China
Way down deep, we’re all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them. – Jim Davis (1945)
If only cats grew into kittens. – Robert Arthur Morton Stern (1939)
Cats can obviously rise to considerable mental heights, at least when they want to satisfy their lower instincts. – Akif Pirincci (1959)
Women are just like cats — they always land on their feet. – Iran
Curiosity killed the cat. – English
Time spent with cats is never wasted. – Sidonie Gabrielle Colette (1873-1954)
A peasant between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. – Catalonia
The cat who frightens the mice away is as good as the cat who eats them. -German
Beware of the cat that licks from the front but claws from behind. – English
Cats do not keep the mice away; it is my belief that they preserve them for the chase. – Oswald Barron (1868-1939)
“Meow” means “woof” in cat. – George Carlin (1937-2008)
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat. – Ellen Perry Berkeley
What would a young cat do but kill a mouse? – Irish
A cat always knows whose meat it eats. – Russia
Yearning for love made her feel like a cat that was always twining around ankles, meowing Pet me, pet me, look at me, love me. – Laini Taylor (1971)
Of all God’s creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat. – Mark Twain (1835-1910)
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