Funny Sister Quotes – Best Captions for Her

Top 70 Funny Sister Quotes – best captions for her. “I’m the big sister, no question, no argument.”

Funny Sister Quotes Best Captions for Her

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Funny Sister Quotes

“Sister begs for thirteen years to build a snowman without her.”

  • “A sister reaches a place in your heart that no one else can access. Love.”
  • “Our paths may change as life goes along, but our bond as sisters will remain ever-strong.”
  • “Siblings are the only ones who will pick on anyone else for their entertainment and up anyone else tries.”
  • “world’s okayest sister.”
  • “She is your sister. She is your mirror, shining back at you a world of possibilities. She is your witness, who sees you at your best and worst and loves you anyway. She is your partner in crime, your midnight companion. She knows you are smiling even in the dark. She is your sister. She is your heart.”

funny words for sister

  • “You and I are sisters. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up after I finish laughing.”
  • “I’m the big sister. no question. No argument. We’ll just do things my way!”
  • “I smile because you’re my sister. I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it.”
  • “Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up as soon as I finish lecturing.”

Funny Words For Sister

  • “I can’t remember if I’m the good sister or the evil one.”
  • “Sister, you’re not just a wonderful sister but also a really good friend, and no matter what life has in store, I know you I can depend on. You’re someone very special, and I just want you to know that wherever we go and whatever we do I love you so!”
  • “Big sister, little sister Mad!”
  • “Of course I love you; you’re my little sister. Now let’s go outside and see what happens when you lick a metal pole.”
  • “I smile because you are my sister. I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it.”

sister captions funny one word

  • “Life is better with my sister around.”
  • “Brother, sister, and funny life”
  • “Sisters function as safety nets in a chaotic world simply by being there for each other. -Carol saline”
  • “Dear sister I loved you yesterday. I love you still. I always have and I always will.”
  • “Giggles, secrets. Sometimes tears, sisters, and friends through the years”
  • “It doesn’t matter who likes us. We like us.”
  • “I know it’s a cliché, but the whole family is just whacked. I mean, we’re all out of our minds. My siblings are the funniest, most eccentric, and most bizarre people I’ve ever met. Dana Carvey”

Sister Captions Funny One Word

  • “You do not ask what your little sister can do for you. But what can you do for your little sister?”
  • “I’d walk through fire for you, sister—well, not fire… That would be dangerous. But a super humid room, but not too humid, because, you know, my hair.”
  • “Parents die, daughters grow up and marry out, but sisters are for life.”
  • “Ask your sister what big sister can do for you. But what you can do for your big sister is what you ask, not what your big sister can do for you. What can you do for your big sister?”
  • “Happy Raksha Bandhan.”

funny little sister quotes

  • “My sister has the best brother in the world.”
  • “Side by side. Or miles apart, sisters will always be connected by the heart.”
  • “Sometimes talking to your sister is all the therapy you need. Sometimes, after talking to your sister, you need therapy.”
  • “Did you help me see who ate who ate my chocolate, dearest s dearest sister?”
  • “The answer may not lie at the bottom of a bottle of wine. But you should at least check.”
  • “Sorry, I can’t today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died. And yes, it was tragic.”

Funny Little Sister Quotes

  • “Of all my life achievements, that fake cry that made our parents come running is what I am most proud of. Love is ok now.”
  • “Dear sister, I know we’re miles apart, but you are always in my heart. Heart. Adab berlin”
  • “She’s my sister; break her heart, and I’ll break your face.”
  • “The girl I’m dating lives with her brother. I went over to her house yesterday and found this note taped to the toilet seat.”
  • “If I were to go as a friend, I would right off the bat! If I weren’t or were to go shopping, I would pick anything off the shelf. Even if you weren’t on sale!”

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  • “You can’t always control who walks into your life. But you can control which window you throw them out of.”
  • “Talking to your best friend is sometimes all the therapy you need.”
  • “I tried to send you something sexy, but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox.”
  • “Seester [se-star] is like a sister, only cooler. See also: best friend for Life”
  • “Neo I’m the middle sister. I’m the reason we have rules.”
  • “Brother, make coffee for me. Sister, “No, on November 4th, Sunday at 3:37 pm, I asked for a glass of water, and you refused.”
  • “Only I can make my sister cry. Hold my poodle!”
  • “When a sibling tells on you in front of your parents (whispering), I’ll kill you.”
  • “A sister is a little bit of childhood that can never be lost.”
  • “How my sister and I look when we see someone attractive”
  • “Once in a while, amidst all your bad days, you’ll have a good day. A great day even. Make sure you remember those days. Keep them safely in the pockets of your coat or a jar on your desk, because you need to know that there are and will be better days. You need to remember how, on those days, you felt all warm inside, like you’d just drunk a hot cup of tea. Like a small fire has ignited inside of you. Hold on to the warmth and never let it go.”

Funny Sister Quotes For Instagram

  • “If you mess with the big sister, there is always a younger, crazier sister behind her that you don’t want to mess with! Someecards user card”
  • “You think I’m crazy! You should meet my sister!”
  • “I always loved being your little sister.”
  • “The only time my sister and I talk to each other without attempting murder is while eating food.”
  • “I had the greatest friend when I was a little kid. And I got to keep her for the rest of my life.”
  • “I’m not just a sister; I’m a big cup of wonderful covered in awesome sauce with a splash of sass and a dash of crazy.”
  • “A perfect sister I am not, but I am thankful for the one I’ve got. Unknown”
  • “My sister has an awesome sister who simply makes true stories into greetings.”
  • “How mom sees our fight… (Awwww……………) How siblings fight is how we see our fight!”
  • “Little sister, my sister can be annoying; everything I do, she wants to do it too. It’s hard to have a little sister who wants to be like you. She follows me around the house and wants to play pretend. “I’m too big for that,” I say, but I’ll always be your friend. “Go away and play.” I have important things to do. Then, before I knew it, my little sister had grown. I remember so many great times we shared and wish that we had more. Creating wonderful memories that will withstand time—that’s what friends are for.”
  • “Happy birthday, sister! I know there have been times when I bugged you, teased you, and pestered you, but on this special day, I just want you to know.”
  • “We are the granddaughters of the witches they couldn’t burn.”
  • “My dearest sister, thanks for tolerating my tantrums and loving me even on my vulnerable days. I am grateful to have you as my wife. Warmest birthday wishes to you, dear. Happy birthday to you!”

“Thank you for being my unpaid therapist. My sister.”