Looking for fun to make the travel more cheering? Funny travel quotes can add extra topping to the adventure of travel.
laughter is the best medicine so strap on your laughing hat and let’s go on a hilarious journey with some of these funny travel quotes. check out our funny travel quotes to share with friends and family and with your traveling partner to put a smile on their face.
Funny Travel Quotes
- “It’s bad manners lifeguard to keep a vacation waiting.”
- “Life isn’t about the number of breaths you take. It’s the moments that take your breath away. Vicki corona”
- “I need a vacation of 6 months. Twice a year!”
- “Travel far enough to meet yourself. – David Mitchell”
- “A coconut a day keeps the doctor away.”
- “Nowhere in particular wandering re-establishes the original harmony which once existed between man and the universe.”
- “Travitude (n.) When you start to feel grumpy and sassy cause you miss traveling.”
- “I only travel so I don’t run out of dinner party conversations.”
- “My parents complain I travel too much. I mean, I could be a drug addict, do they realize how lucky they are? – Unknown”
- “I need 6 months of vacation, twice a year.”
- “If wish to travel you far and fast, travel light. Take off all your envy, jealousy, unforgiveness, selfishness, and fears. Cesare Pavese”
- “I just wish vacation calories don’t count. Because every place has a unique taste, and I cannot miss out on anything. If I could travel the world, I’d weigh a thousand times more than I do now.”
- “My daydreams consist of doing nothing but traveling. And as soon as I come back to reality, I am at the same boring office table. Life can be so hard sometimes.”
- “I am the lawyer between my bank account and my travel list. And I guess they just got a divorce. I have such a miserable life!”
- “Travel expands the mind and fills the gap. Sheda savage”
- “Travsessed… (N.) An obsession with travel. When all you talk and think about is your past or future trips.”
- “There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation.”
- “Even adults need a time-out chair.”
- “Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. Ernest Hemingway travel.”
- “I would give up travel, but I’m not a quitter. -Anonymous”
- “If you think adventure is dangerous, try routine, it’s lethal. Paulo Coelho”
- “I want to live in a world where searching for plane tickets burns calories.”
- “I crossed a time zone and I feel younger already. If 1 keeps traveling west, I can become 15 immortal! Jarod Kintz”
- “When preparing to travel, lay out all your clothes and all your money. Then take half the clothes and twice the money. – Susan heller”
- “Life is not fairytale. If you lose your shoes at midnight, you are drunk!”
- “I wish travel therapy was covered by my health insurance. -Anonymous”
- “Tripophobia… (N.) The fear of not having any travel trips currently.”
- “Walk with me even in bad times.”
- “Can we just skip to the part of my life where I travel the world?”
- “I love being on vacation and never knowing what day of the week it is.”
- “A vacation is waiting for me, but my bank account is not letting me go. I can’t wait to explore the world instead of my refrigerator.”
- “My heart is telling me just to book that ticket and go to Hawaii. But my bank account says: get back to work. Ugh! What I wouldn’t do to be on a beach somewhere right now.”
- “Traveling is fun until you are seated with the most annoying person on the flight. I have experienced it and trust me, it’s the worst feeling ever!”
- “Keep your eyes on the horizon and your nose to the wind. Clint Eastwood”
- “In life, it’s not where you go – it’s who you travel with.”
- “Two great talkers will not travel far together. Spanish proverb”
- “Backpacking is money spent on education.”
- “Did you ever notice the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone? Erma Bombeck”
- “Live life with no excuses and travel with no regret. Oscar Wilde”
- “People having babies. And I’m like… What country am I going to next?”
- “Tripophobia… (N.) The fear of not having any travel trips currently booked.”
- “I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m going. Are you coming with me?”
- “Let’s wander where the wifi is weak.”
- “I wish that road trips could pay my bills.”
- “Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas and take your next trip in kilometers.”
- “Travelling is like a chocolate box… Don’t matter what you get. All is good.”
- “This is me, walking down the aisle.”
- “If you think adventures are dangerous, try routine: it’s lethal!”
- “Good things come to those who book flights.”
- “I am in a great dilemma of whether to rob a bank and fulfill my travel diaries or be stuck in this city forever. I think my city loves me more than anything, never to let me go anywhere.”
- “Die with memories, not dreams, is what people say. I think it is made for me as a constant reminder to travel. Someone kidnap and take me to the Bahamas!”
- “If only I could earn a dollar every time I thought of traveling, I would be a millionaire. If I were a millionaire, I would travel the world.”
- “I wish I dated a millionaire. I would rob all his money and travel to Paris. My dream city. Is any millionaire even single at this moment?”
- “I’m a traveler. Addict on the road to recovery. Just kidding! I’m on the road to the airport.”
- “I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage. – Bob Hope”
- “You can’t make everyone happy. You are not a plane ticket.”
- “Don’t worry about the world ending today, it’s already tomorrow in Australia. Charles m. Schulz”
- “Education is important, but travel is important. I want to live in a world where searching for plane tickets burns calories.”
- “Running to the gate is my cardio.”
- “If you look like your passport picture, you probably need a trip.”
- “Education is important. But travel is more important!”
- “It’s bad manners to keep a vacation waiting.”
- “Overpack. It’s why suitcases have wheels now.”
- “Going on a trip. Need about 5 outfits. I’ve packed 35 just to be safe”
- “Friend: let’s go to 000 bora. Me: man, travel wanna go, but I’m pora pora.”
- “I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places”
- “It’s bad manners to keep a vacation waiting.”
- “Girls don’t wait for the prince anymore, they just pack and travel the world.”
- “I googled my symptoms. Turns out I just need a vacation. Dan travels”
- “Life is short. Call in sick and book that last-minute flight.”
- “I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel magazine!”
- “I love those days when my only decision is window or aisle grüner baum”
- “Good things come to those, who book flights.”
- “I haven’t been everywhere, but it’s on my list.”
- “I feel like most of my problems could be solved with a trip to … Anywhere.”
I share with you some of my top picks for funny quotes that are meant to brighten your day. I don’t know about you but I love quotes-especially ones that are meant to lift your mood and brighten your day.