Funny Christmas Quotes and Messages To Share. From heartwarming to inspirational to funny, these sayings will bring glad tidings to family and friends.
Funny Christmas Quotes
1. Every time I see you, I think of Santa. You have so many things in common with that big, fat, silly guy except that long-white beard. Merry Christmas!
2. Santa asked me what my heart wants this Christmas! I told him your name, and he said you’re already in my heart! Merry Christmas!
3. May your Christmas be spent eating candies and cakes as long as you don’t forget brushing your teeth. Wishing you a Merry Xmas!
4. Cheers to a Christmas filled with joy, laughter, and the kind of merriment that only good friends can bring. May your holiday be as funny and fantastic as you make every day. Merry Christmas!
5. I don’t need any more presents on Christmas because I have you and I am sure you can buy me everything that I want … Merry Christmas and thanks for making it so special.
6. Christmas is so much worse as you get older. It’s like “What do you want this year?”
7. Merry Christmas, love! Here’s to a holiday as sparkly as the decorations you’ve made me put up… and take down!
8. Hope you didn’t forget it’s Christmas. It always comes around this time of the year.
9. Santa left batteries under the tree with a note that said “Due to cutbacks, toys not included.”
10. You’ll like this present. You gave it to me last year!
11. We wish you a less expensive Christmas. We wish you a less expensive Christmas. We wish you a less expensive Christmas and a debt-free New Year!
12. I wrote to Santa admitting that I have been naughty throughout this year and it’s all because of you. Now, I’m waiting for Santa’s reply. Merry Christmas!
13. So flippin’ excited to spend this Christmas with you. Can’t wait to make some funny moments with you.
14. Christmas is the only time of year when I buy nuts, and it’s the only time of year I feel like I may go nuts. May you keep your sanity this holiday season!
15. The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn’t believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus. Congratulations on finally making it to stage 3! Merry Christmas old man.
16. On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me … What is this, and did you keep the receipt?
17. Merry Christmas! May Santa bring you winning lottery tickets in your socks!
18. I would say all I want for Christmas is YOU but, I could really do with some money
19. The reason why everyone makes wishes every Christmas is that no one’s wish ever comes true! Making Christmas wishes is just a custom! Merry Christmas!
20. Emjoy this Christmas till you find your name in Santa’s naughty list.
21. Happy Holidays! May you be able to participate in the activities of the Christmas season rather than the flu season!
22. Merry Christmas, love! Here’s to a holiday filled with cozy moments… and maybe letting me win one round of gift-wrapping.
23. A Christmas Reminder: Don’t try to borrow any money from elves; They’re always a little short! Have a Merry Christmas!
24. Christmas is not only for praying and praising. But for drinking and messing around also. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
25. !We wish you a less expensive Christmas. We wish you a less expensive Christmas. We wish you a less expensive Christmas and a debt-free New Year!
26. Merry Christmas! May your holiday season be as unexpectedly delightful as a surprise day off.
27. Hey you two over there, It’s the old, bearded guy and his silly reindeer! We’re here to bring you holiday cheer and wishes for a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!