I hope your holidays are filled with happiness and your new year is bright and full of possibilities. Funny Christmas Messages. Merry Christmas!
Funny Christmas Wishes
1. If I forget to bring presents for you, keep your doors open. Santa will definitely come with a box of chocolates. Merry Christmas!
2. I just wanted to let you know that you will be on Santa’s naughty list this year. Merry Christmas!
3. Happy holidays! May you have plenty of coffee and caffeinated drinks to get you through the Christmas season!
4. I wish for your holidays to be filled with many big smiles and big celebrations – but hopefully not big credit card bills!
5. Wishing you a Christmas as bright as your sense of humor and as jolly as Santa after his cookies. May your holiday be filled with laughter and festive spirit. Merry Christmas!
6. Wishing you a white Christmas this year. If you run out of the white one, remember I have plenty of supply for the red one. Merry Christmas dear friend!
7. Wishing you a Christmas as warm as the cocoa we’ll share—and as sweet as the cookies I’ll probably eat most of.
8. Me: “Okay. I want 5 minutes to myself each day to drink my coffee hot and be in peace.”
9. You’re now at a stage of your life when you really need to ask yourself if you believe in Santa or not! Grow up, man. Merry Christmas!
10. I only got you a card in case you got me one…
11. Merry Christmas! I hope Santa brings you presents – and not the flu– this holiday season!
12. Santa: “What colour Unicorn would you like?”
13. “I’m dreaming of a White Christmas. But if the White runs out I’ll drink the Red!”
14. So, Santa hides behind a large beard and has no income, but he can afford to give away billions of presents and flies to every city across the world every year. Are we sure Santa isn’t money laundering?
15. I’ve never decked the halls and I have no idea what Jingle Bell rock is. But I hope your Christmas rocks!
16. Me: “I want a magical Unicorn for Christmas”
17. Happy Holidays! May all your decorative lights be in working order this season. I hope your Christmas is bright!
18. I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can’t wait to exchange
19. Merry Christmas & Happy New Year. Wishing that the magic of the season be with you always.
20. Christmas dinners are the best. While I may not be the greatest at cooking, I am pretty good at eating!
21. It’s time for our ugly sweaters. It’s Christmas time!
22. I hope you love the present you told me to buy for you. Merry Christmas!
23. Your name has been missing from both the naughty and nice list of Santa. So, I told him to search for your name on his handsome list. I’m sure he will find it there!
24. I put so much thought into your gift that it’s now too late to get it. Merry Christmas anyway.
25. Merry Christmas! May your holiday be as enjoyable as the sight of an empty inbox.
26. May your holiday season be as joyful as the moment you find out I didn’t buy any last-minute gifts this year!
27. Joyful. Colorful. Magical. Wonderful. Busy. Stressful. Quick. Wishes for a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
28. Christmas is truly full of wonders. It makes all my savings disappear! That is the Christmas magic; Merry Christmas!
29. Christmas is a time for remembering family and trying to guess everyone’s sizes! Have a Wonderful Christmas!
30. May you have plenty of mistletoe on hand this Christmas… and lots of good kisses too!
31. Merry Christmas! May your holiday be filled with as many laughs as there are calories in our Christmas dinner.c