97 Hilarious Funny Memes Dirty of All Time

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The 95 Hilarious Funny Memes Dirty of All Time

1. “12 steps? I’ll let you know when I take my first.”

2. “I have a pebble in my shoe”

3. “can.ni.bal /noun/ : Someone who is fed up with people.”

4. “Me in bed* When suddenly I hear something move what’s actually happening: poster falls* What I think is happening”

5. “And then I picked up his binky and I threw it in the suckin sandbox”

6. “air.head /noun/ : An act put on when pulled over for speeding.”

7. “Heaven must sound beautiful …Cause it’s hell down here.”

8. “You go tell Dora she can answer her own problems from now on”

9. “Dude, I’ve got the best idea… We should open a bra”

10. “I poured my cereal into the bowl without checking to see if we still had milk. We didn’t.”

11. “The escalator had no power I had to walk the last five steps..”

12. “Fuck what other people think like if you agree”

13. “Already used “HaHa” at beginning of text message use “Lol” at the end”

14. “Watches garage door as it closes so the murderer cant roll under at the last second”

15. “Seduced by teacher homeschooled”

16. “I ate too much enchiladas”

17. “Becomes internet meme one month later… Legend on campus”

18. “My roommate ate a hotdog without a bun… Now I have an uneven ratio of hotdogs to buns.”

19. “A bottle before nap time? Just what the doctor ordered”

20. “Sure officer, I’ll touch the tip of my nose as soon as my uncle gives it back to me”

21. “bar.i.um /noun/ : What doctors recommend when their patients die.”

22. “We can’t all be princesses, someone has to clap when I go by.”

23. “It’s late and I’m hungry but I already brushed my teeth”

24. “Nothing to wear nothing to eat”

25. “I had too much food on my plate peas kept falling off”

26. “My Smartphone changes “Lol” to “Lol” making me sound overexcited…”

27. “pa.tience /noun/ : The most important ingredient for dating, marriage and children. (See also “Tranquilizers.”)”

28. “Please no lunging in this ring if not participating in event riders or trainers pass needed to used this ring and schooling area”

29. “The avengers made more money its opening weekend than any other film in history? Please tell me more about how piracy is destroying Hollywood”

30. “So I was sucking on her tits then the husband walks in and I just shit myself.”

31. “So then I said “No, this little piggy going to the bar”

32. “So is anyone here into breast feeding?”

33. “I’m telling you if she puts me in that crib one more time I’m just gonna get on my tricycle, and I’m just gonna go. Just go.”

34. “So yeah, I lost ten pounds last week parents had me circumcised”

35. “So I start tapping dad on the forehead and say “How does that feel”

36. “Babe, my power wheel’s outside lemme take you back to my crib”

37. “Hey jim! I’ll take another boobwieser”

38. “a.cre /noun/ : Someone that aches”

39. “doc.tor /noun/ : A person who kills your ills with pills then kills you with bills.”

40. “hair.dress.er /noun/ : A magician who creates a hair style you can never duplicate.”

41. “If you are going to scream like that, you better be on fire with a stick in your eye.”

42. “Would you like to have dinner some night? Oh, I like to have dinner every night.”

43. “Another one fights the dust”

44. “Come down here and say it to my face!”

45. “First it’s pretty tires, then it’s pretty guns. Next thing you know, you’re shavin’ your beard and wearin’ Capri pants!”

46. “Motherhood. Because that one shower a week feels better than sanity ever did.”

47. “Ofcourse gay men dress well… They didn’t spend all that time in the closet doing nothing”

48. “Does anyone have an ounce of respect”
49. “I was pressing too fast and had to talk to the pokemon center’s nurse all over again.”

50. “Oh, you’re condescending and witty on the internet? I bet that confidence translates well into the real world”