Funny Quotes For Teens: Discover and share Funny Inspirational Quotes For Teens. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. But nothing can truly prepare you for raising teenagers until you have one yourself. It can make you stressed, and frustrated, struggle with feeling like a failure, and want to pull your hair out. But sometimes all you can do is laugh in spite of it all. To brighten your day, below is our collection of funny, inspirational, and thoughtful teenage quotes
Here are some funny quotes that might resonate with teens:
“I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.”
“My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do.”
“Teenagers: Tired of being harassed by your stupid parents? Act now! Move out, get a job, pay your bills… while you still know everything.”
“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
“I’m not a teenager, I’m a formerly young person.”
“I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.”
“I’m not antisocial; I’m socially selective.”
“My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch.”
“I put the ‘el’ in awkward and the ‘fun’ in funeral.”
“I’m not saying I hate school. I’m just saying I’d be more than happy if a big, magical tornado swept it away.”
Funny Quotes For Teens
Not to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.
If you hate yourself remember that you are not alone a lot of other people hate you too
“What time is it?” “There’s a clock right there.” “Didi ask you where the clock was?!?”
I did a push-up today. Well, actually I fell down. But I had to use my arms to get back up, so… Close enough now I need chocolate
Vuis does anyone else get really paranoid in public restrooms they think the person next to you is silently judging how loud your pee stream is. Ok, ok. I’m serious now… *Long pause* *bursts out laughing*
I am not lazy I am on energy saving mode
Every day at work I wonder if this is going to be the day I accidentally scream: “shut the f*ck up” out loud instead of just in my head
*When my parents are asleep me- “shh! They’re sleeping” *when I’m asleep* parents- “let’s vacuum the house for 3 hours”
That awkward moment when someone asks “what’s wrong?” And they’re the problem.
You’re the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo.
When I play a fighting game, I press random buttons and hope for the best.
Dream higher than the sky & deeper than the ocean
The ocean made me salty.
I’m actually not funny I’m just mean and people think I’m joking
Best friends: you laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You fall, I laugh then I fall too because I was laughing so hard.
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?
My mother always told me if you can’t say anything nice don’t say anything at all… And some people wonder why I’m so quiet around them
I try to be a nice person but sometimes my mouth doesn’t want to cooperate! O
Friend: “I wasn’t that drunk!” Me: “dude a thief stole your tv and you ran after him screaming “you forgot the remote!!!”
Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”
“If you ran like your mouth, you’d be in good shape!
“Life is what happens when your cell phone is charging”
The little dance your thumbs do when you aren’t sure how to reply to a text
It is easier to ask for forgiveness than it is to ask for permission.
That moment when you talk to yourself and you start smiling like an idiot because you’re just so hilarious
I feel like water solves all problems. Wanna lose weight? Drink water. Clear face? Drink water. Tired of your man? Drown him.
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
Some parents sing the clean up song, but I just yell, “I’m getting garbage bags you better hope you can pick up your toys faster than I can!”
I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited
Don’t mess with me: I know karate, judo, tai kwon do jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.
I am sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes
Teenage life is a difficult time to cope with for teens as well as their parents. Everyone has his or her fond memories of teenage life, which are close to their heart. While you reminisce about your teenage life, here are some funny quotes about teen.