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1. “Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don’t you worry I’ll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you!”

2. “Don’t marry a rich man. Marry a good man. He will spend his life trying to keep you happy. No rich man can buy that!”

3. “That annoying moment when you are texting someone and auto-correct decides to join the conversation.”

4. “People push you to your limits, but when you finally explode and fight back. You are the mean one!!”

5. “Shhhh… I’m hiding from stupid people”

6. “Of course I talk to myself… Sometimes I need expert advice”

7. “Friendship isn’t about who you know the longest. It is about who walked in your life and said ‘I’m here for you’ and proved it!”

8. “When I was a kid… No wait. I still do that!”

9. “Why do they call it “Beauty sleep” when you wake up looking like a troll!”

10. “Of course I talk to my self sometimes I need expert advice..”

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11. “I officially resign from adulthood. Decisions will be made using the eenie-meenie minie-moe method and arguments will be settled by sticking out my tongue. I’ll be at recess if you need me.”

12. “When you really want to slap someone, do it and say “Mosquito””

13. “An apple a day will keep anyone away if thrown hard enough”

14. “I’ve reached that age where my brain goes from “You probably shouldn’t say that.” To “What the hell, let’s see what happens.””

15. “Technically if you don’t cut a cake and just eat the whole thing with a fork you still only had one piece.”

16. “Instead of calling it the john, I’m going to start calling my bathroom the “Jim” that way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.”

17. “Superman: Single Batman: Single I get it now… I’m single because I’m a superhero.”

18. “Age is just a number… yeah, and jail is just a room.”

19. “I had my patience tested. I’m negative.”

20. “OMG, I have finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side, there is nothing right, and on the right side, there is nothing left..”

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21. “I tried to send you something sexy but, mailman told me to get out of the mailbox.”

22. “Just once in my life, I’d actually like to see a liar’s pants catch on fire.”

23. “Sorry yesterday was the deadline for complaints”

24. “ “Did you just fall?” “Noo. I attacked the floor.””

25. “Im going to stand outside so if anyone asks I am outstanding”

26. “Laughing is the best medicine. But if you’re laughing for no reason, you may need medicine.”

27. “I always mean what I say…. I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.”

28. “I love those random memories that make me smile no matter what is going on in my life right now.”

29. “That mini heart attack when you miss a step on the stairs.”

30. “When people hurt you over and over again, think of them as sandpaper they scratch and hurt you, but later you will be shining and polished while they end up useless”

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31. “My boss told me to have a good day… so I went home.”

32. “People are so ungrateful. No one ever thanks me for having the patience not to kill them.”

33. “Sorry I missed your call, I took too long to answer ‘cause I was dancing to the ringtone.”

34. “Never let your friends feel lonely! Disturb them at all times!”

35. “Guess who… doesn’t want to go to work tomorrow.”

36. “I can read it! Can you??? Fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo have a strange mind too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny smoe plepoe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. Thephaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at cmabrigde uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mniddeos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed tihs sahre it.”

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