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Funny Quotes Laughing So Hard “I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge. That myth is more potent than history. That dreams are more powerful than facts. That hope always triumphs over experience. That laughter is the only cure for grief. And I believe that love is stronger than death. Robert Fulghum

Funny minions Quotes about life lessons sayings “My morning rituals are typical. I wake up yearning for a few extra moments of rest. I express gratitude to a higher power for the breath in my body and the blessings in my life. I shower. I dress. I eat breakfast. I exchange laughter and words with my beloveds, embracing each other as we say our daily goodbyes. Patrisse Cullors

#1. Last year, I asked Santa for the most awesome person ever for Christmas next day I woke up in a box.”

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#2. If you have one friend who understands you on your level of crazy… one friend is all you will ever need.”

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#3. Laughter Quotes “What if there was no Google? Good question. Google it.”

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#4. My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do.”

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#5. The tongue has no bones, but its strong enough to break a heart. So be careful with your words”

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#6. I have a date tonight, with my bed. We are totally gonna sleep together.”

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#7. Yelling #Stay!” at a non-living object that keeps falling over as if it’s going to listen to you.”

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#8. You laugh, I laugh. You cry. I cry. You take my coffee. Let god have mercy on your soul..”

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#9. Me… Jog??? Pffffft… If you see me running. You better run too cuz there’s something chasing me!”

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#10. 99% Adorable 1% Despicable”

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#11. Pringles: The only chip company in the world that doesn’t sell air.”

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#12. Sometimes being silly… with a friend is the best therapy!”

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#13. I’m a female I don’t need to make sense, I’m just right!”

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#14. Funny laughing quotes images “Have you ever looked at someone’s status and thought, ‘Oh just shut the hell up’?”

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#15. How does it take 5 – 7 business days to refund my money when it took 5 – 7 seconds to take it out my account?”

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#16. I might not be someone’s first choice, but I am a great choice. I don’t pretend to be someone I’m not, because I’m good at being me. I might not be proud of some of the things I’ve done in the past, but I’m proud of who I am today. I may not be perfect, but I don’t need to be. Take me as I am or watch me as I walk away.”

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#17. I have been putting a lot of thoughts into it and I just don’t think being an adult is gonna work for me.”

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#18. No storm can last forever. It will never rain 365 days consecutively. Keep in mind that trouble comes to pass, not to stay. So, please don’t worry! No storm, not even the one in your life, can last forever.”

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#19. By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you… Blocked & Deleted. You may now… … Kiss my ass.”

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#20. I know the voices in my head aren’t real…. But sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!”

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#21. Today’s word of the fay: Dipshidiot a person who is only not only a dipshit but also an idiot all rolled into one.”

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#22. Go to walmart and scream #Hey stupid” see how many people look up!”

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#23. Not sure if I actually have free time or if I’m just forgetting everything I have to do.”

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#24. You don’t know something? Google it. You don’t know someone? Facebook it. You don’t find something? Mom!”

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#25. My goal this weekend is to move just enough so that no one thinks I’m dead!”

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#26. Funny quotes laughing and sayings “I used my last #Chill-pill” yesterday. This is your only warning”

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#27. The first ever cordless phone was created by god. He named it #Prayer” … it never loses its signal and U never have to recharge it. Use it anywhere…!”

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#28. I wish facebook would notify me when people delete me. That way I can #like” it.”

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#29. I didn’t sleep well last night so I made my coffe this morning with red bull instead of water. I got half way to work before I realized I forgot my car.”

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#30. You’re weird. I like you.”

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#31. I’m actually really nice, until you annoy me!”

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#32. Guess who puts something in a safe place and then forgets where that place is?? – Me!!”

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#33. Best friends are like siblings from different parents.”

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#34. Extremly Funny quotes laughing and sayings “Who needs another day added to the weekend?”

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#35. My alone time is sometimes for your safety.. Don’t forget that.”

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#36. I don’t care if you’re black, white, short, tall skinny, richor poor. If you respect me, I’ll respect you.”

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#37. I am temporarily out of order! Please try again later!”

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#38. I respect those that tell me the truth no matter how hard it is.”

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#39. I finally heard some good news. I’m not overweight. I’m undertall. What a relief!”

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#40. If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.”

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#41. Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow, I bet you were expecting something romantic but no, these are just gardening facts.”

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#42. I think the clutch has gone in my butt… Because I can’t get my ass into gear!!”

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#43. So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out.”

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#44. Funny Quotes Laughing said “If I was meant to be controlled I would have come with a remote.”

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#45. Sometimes removing some people out of your life makes room for better people.”

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