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Author

“Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.”

LUIS BURUEL

“Always forgive your enemies: nothing annoys them so much

OSCAR WIEDE

“Don’t take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.”

ELBERT HUBBARD

Remember, If plan A fails there ace 25 more letters in the alphabet

Anonymous

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly. and lie about your age.”

LUCILLE BALL

“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.”

ELBERT HUSBAO

LIFE IS NOT A
FAIRY TALE.
IF YOU LOSE
YOUR SHOE AT MIDNIGHT,
YOU’RE DRUNK.

Dennis Whole

“Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.”

Anonymous