30 Funny sayings and Quotes about life ” Being Unique ” – funny quotes


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Need some snappy quotes that injects humor into any social occasion? Check out these 30 Snappy Funny Quotes and use put them to use! Funny Quotes About Life · “I’d like to live like a poor man – only with lots of money.” – Pablo Picasso

Funny Quotes and Sayings “I’m sick of following my dreams, man. “Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here

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“Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.”

LUIS BURUEL

“Always forgive your enemies: nothing annoys them so much

OSCAR WIEDE

“Don’t take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.”

ELBERT HUBBARD

Remember, If plan A fails there ace 25 more letters in the alphabet

Anonymous

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly. and lie about your age.”

LUCILLE BALL

“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.”

ELBERT HUSBAO

LIFE IS NOT A
FAIRY TALE.
IF YOU LOSE
YOUR SHOE AT MIDNIGHT,

YOU’RE DRUNK.

Dennis Whole

“Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.”

Anonymous

FUNNY QUOTES THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH

Anonymous
How to stop time:
kiss
how to travel in time:
read
how to escape time:
music
how to feel time:
write
how to release time:
breathe
Anonymous

“In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.”

FRAN LEBOWITZ

Funny Sayings and Quotes about life ” Being Unique ” – funny quotes

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