humorous quotes Nobody Expects That funny sayings
funny quotes about life ” When You get angry take a breath and count to 10. Throw a punch at 8. Nobody expects That. funny phrases “how is that“
Don’t let one
bad apple
make you think
everybody’s
gonna be
bananas.
Katen Salmansolnt
“I never feel more
alone than when
I’m trying to put
sunscreen on my
back.”
JIMMY KIMMEL
“If hard work is
the key to success,
most people
would rather pick
the lock.”
CLAUDE MCDONALD
Stuck between
“I need to save money”
and
“You only live once.”
The secret of staying
young is to live honestly,
eat slowly, and lie
about your age.
LUCELE BALL
“You only live
once, but if you
do it right, once
is enough.”
-MAE WEST
FUNNY QUOTES
THAT WILL MAKE
YOU LAUGH
I refuse to join any
club that would
have me as a
member.
Groucho Marx
The secret of
staying young is to live
honestly, eat slowly,
and lie about your age.”
LUCILLE BALL
woman’s day
