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Funny Quotes and sayings ” You Decide Every Moment of Everyday: Who you are & What you Believe In. You Get a Second chance. Every second. – short funny quotes
“Do not take life too seriously You will never get out of it alive.” EEBENT HUSBAnO
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“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.” MAE WESE
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly. and lie about your age.” LUCILLE BALL
“Don’t take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.” ELBERT HUBBARD
“I’d like to live like a poor man – only with lots of money.” – Pablo Picasso
LIFE IS NOT A FAIRY TALE. IF YOU LOSE YOUR SHOE AT MIDNIGHT, YOU’RE DRUNK.
Remember, if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
SESAME STREET DIDN’T PREPARE ME POR ANY OF THIS SHIT FUCK YOU BIG BIRD
“In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.” FRAN LESOWITZ
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
