80 Relationship Quotes Funny You’re Going To Love

“We cannot become what we want to be by remaining what we are.”

“I want us to grow old together and live a life full of love, Happiness and naughty adventures.”

“I hope to arrive to my death, late in love, and a little drunk.”

“In a relationship, You need somebody who’s gonna call you out, not someone who’s gonna let everything slide. You need someone who doesn’t want to live without you .But can. not somebody who is stronger with you a relationship is two people, Not One.”

“If they don’t reply after two texts, you need to find someone else to talk to.”

“I love you for your personality but that dick sure is a bonus.”

“I know I’m a handful but that’s why you got two hands.” relationship quotes funny sayings

“You need someone who goes out of their way to make it obvious that they want you in their life.”

“Honor especially those who show you love at your lowest point. God uses those people to find you back to live.”

“Be with someone who makes you happy. That’s it.”

“True happiness is to enjoy the present, without anxious dependence upon the future.”

“Never let anyone treat you like a yellow starburst. You are a pink starburst.”

“Stay positive even when it feels like your whole world is falling apart.”

“A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets and no lies.”

“Do something today, that your future self will thank you for.”

“If it costs you your peace it’s too expensive.” relationship quotes funny

“He stole my heart so I am planning revenge… I am going to takes his last name.”

“Never leave a true relationship for a few faults. Nobody is perfect, Nobody is correct, and in the end, Affection is always greater than perfection.”

“Sometimes the bad things that happen in our lives put us directly on the path to the best things that will ever happen to us.”

“When i first met you, I honestly didn’t know you were gonna be this important to me.”

“In a sea of people, my eyes will always search for you.” relationship quotes funny

“I’m in my bed you’re in your bed. One of us is in the wrong place.”

“I miss you like an idiot misses the point.”

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“Better than I was, more than I am, and all of this happened by taking your hand.” — Tim McGraw

“True love is your soul’s recognition of its counterpart in another.” — Wedding Crashers

“The greatest relationships are the ones you never expected to be in.” — Unknown

“Only when your love for someone exceeds your need for them do you have a shot at a genuine relationship together.” — Neil Strauss

“Love is a friendship that has caught fire. It is quiet understanding, mutual confidence, sharing, and forgiving. Love is loyalty through good and bad times. It settles for less than perfection and makes allowances for human weaknesses.” – Ann Landers