Funny Quotes I changed my password, Next everywhere
Short funny quotes, I changed my password everywhere to ‘incorrect.’ That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, ‘Your password is incorrect.’ sayings and funny phrases
From there to here, and here
to there, funny things are
everywhere.
I SIT NEXT TO
STUPID
I haven’t been everywhere,
but it’s om my list.
Everything is funny, as long
as it’s happening to
somebody else.
“You can’t believe
everything you
hear-but you can
repeat it.”
-ANONYMOUS
The next time you
get a call from
o a blocked numbe
answer the
phone and say
It’s done,
but there’s blood
The secret of
staying young is to live
honestly, eat slowly,
and lie about your age.
LUCILLE BALL
Do not take life
too seriously.
You will never
get out
of it alive.
You can’t have
everything …
where would
you put it?
Steven Alexander Wright
From there to here, from
here to there, funny
things are everywhere!
DR. SEUSS
Nobody goes
there anymore
because it’s
too crowded.
I HAVEN’T BEEN
EVERYWHERE, BUT
IT’S ON MY LIST.”
IT’S TOO “A.M.”
FOR ME
‘Hard work never
killed anybody,
but why take
a chance?”
-EDGAR BERGEN
From there to here, and
here to there, funny
things are everywhere.
As I walk through
the valley of the
Shadow of Death, I
remind myself that
you can’t always
trust Google Maps
Politics is the art of looking for
trouble, finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly
and applying the wrong remedies
Groucho Morx
I didn’t give
you the finger,
you earned it.
From there to here,
and here to there,
funny things are
everywhere.
Dr. Seuss
