These are the best funny quotes to make you laugh about life, aging, family, work and nature, with quips from comedy. Funny quotes about life. · A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.”
Quotes Author “I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.” Carrie Bradshaw, “Sex and the City” “Whoever established the high road and how high it should be should be fired.” Sandra Bullock “Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?” George Carlin “If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.” Ace Ventura, “Ace Ventura: Pet Detective” “The suspense is terrible. I hope it’ll last.” Willy Wonka, “Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory” “If you obey all the rules, you’ll miss all the fun.” Katharine Hepburn
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