Hilarious Quotes And Funny Pics “Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!”
Here are some hilarious quotes that are sure to bring a smile to your face:
- “I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.” – Groucho Marx
- “Why yes, I can carry on a conversation made up entirely of movie quotes.” – Anonymous
- “When I am working on a problem, I never think about beauty. Only about how to solve the problem. But when we have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, we know it is wrong.” – Buckminster Fuller
- “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.” – Anonymous
- “A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.” – Tina Fey (from her autobiography Bossypants)
Laughter is the Best Medicine
These quotes cover a range of topics, from humor in everyday life to witty observations about family, work, and nature. Whether you’re looking for a mood boost or just a good laugh, these hilarious quotes are sure to tickle your fancy:
- “If your family loves to share a laugh together, you’re about as lucky as can be.” – Mixbook Inspiration
- “Making someone laugh is an amazing feeling. So is giving someone the perfect gift. Bring both of those special moments together with a card or a gift that evokes sentimental memories while also offering a good dose of humor.” – Mixbook Inspiration
Laughter Unites Us
These funny quotes remind us that humor is a universal language, bringing people together and making us realize we’re all going through the same things in life. Whether it’s a play on words, a funny observation, or a witty saying, comedy has a way of making us laugh and feel connected:
- “Whether it’s a play on words, a funny observation about everyday things or old witty sayings, comedy has a way of making us realize we’re all going through the same stuff in this crazy life.” – Parade Magazine
Enjoy these hilarious quotes and share them with friends to spread the laughter!
Life isn’t measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.
You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.
I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.
You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.
I love you so much I’d fight a bear for you. Well not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu… But a care bear, I’d definitely fight a care bear for you.
It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy. Hilarious Quotes
I consider myself a crayon, I might not be your favorite color but one day you’ll need me to complete your picture.