35 Hilarious Quotes And Funny Pics

As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.

My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I’m still at work.

If you have crazy friends you have everything you’ll ever need. Hilarious Quotes And Funny Pics

Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry, they argue and disagree all the time, but they still can’t live without each other.

I didn’t fall, I’m just spending some quality time with the floor.

Don’t mess with me, I know Karate, Judo, Jujitsu, Kung Fu and 20 other dangerous words.