As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.
My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I’m still at work.
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Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry, they argue and disagree all the time, but they still can’t live without each other.
I didn’t fall, I’m just spending some quality time with the floor.
Don’t mess with me, I know Karate, Judo, Jujitsu, Kung Fu and 20 other dangerous words.
