145 Funny New Job Wishes and Messages, Greetings, Pictures

Funny New Job Wishes and messages, greetings, pictures. They may include suggestions from friends or family members who are ecstatic about new work opportunities. Send them these funny congratulatory words and wish for the friendliest co-workers and a warm office environment. Do not forget to add some jokes dissing their old workplace as the sprinkle. Remember, I’m a celebrity! Let’s keep going! I am confident in your abilities. Thank you very much for your new position. Congratulations on your tenacity. See more ideas about good luck on your new job, funny quotes, funny words, congratulation messages.

Funny New Job Wishes

#1. The more you earn for yourself, the more you can spend on friends like myself. Congratulations on your new job.

#2. I’m feeling pity for the guy who hired you. He must be plain stupid or blind to choose someone like you to hire for the job. But congratulations anyway!

#3. A new job is like a blank book, and you are the author. Congratulations.

funny job wishes for friend
funny job wishes for friend

#5. The best thing about having an employed friend is you don’t have to worry about the restaurant bills. Having a new job is having some responsibilities too!

#6. It’s always great news when someone close to us gets a new job. I am really proud of you but thank god I don’t have to wake up at 8 A.M every morning!

#7. The good luck wood duck says, good luck. He is a duck of very limited imagination. Best of luck with your new job!

#8. The more you earn for yourself, the more you can spend on friends like myself. Congratulations on your new job.

#9. Now that you have a job, can you pay your own bills now? Kidding. Congratulations and I am so happy about you my dear friend!

Funny Job Wishes For Friend

#11. Congrats on the new chapter of your life. Do not cry at the corner after making a foolish decision. Celebrate this happy day, dear friend.

#12. Luck has played the part and landed you a good job. Now be the donkey and work your best. Congrats.

#13. Dear friend, congratulations on your new job. I hope you get paid enough to pay for all our party expenses. Best wishes.

funny new job wishes for him
funny new job wishes for him

#15. Congrats on your new position at work that you probably won’t like any better…

#16. You got promoted. Now you are dead to us.

#17. Funny quotes about getting promoted

#18. Don’t bother me at work unless the cake is involved! Enjoy your success!

#19. Congratulations on receiving the promotion … I deserved it! Don’t get too comfortable.

Funny Job Messages For Him

#21. Dear, so proud of your new journey. I have a big list ready already, which you will buy me with your first paycheck! So excited for you, love.

#22. Hoping you won’t make me jealous of your work and act like it is your mistress. Best of luck with your new job. Love you tons.

#23. Your new job is one more addition to the list of things that I envy you for. Congratulations.

funny congratulations on new job
funny congratulations on new job

#25. Say goodbye to all your student discounts and say hello to your college debts! Welcome to the real world! It sucks, but it is exciting and fun. You will enjoy it. Congratulations!

#26. They have no place for a brat, in the corporate world. Stop being immature! Kidding. Wishing you all the best on this new chapter of your life! Have fun working! Congratulations!

Funny Job Messages For Her

#28. It’s always great news when someone close to us gets a new job. I am really proud of you but thank god I don’t have to wake up at 8 A.M every morning!

#29. If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he were any smarter. I’m kidding!!! Wish you good luck my best friend on your new job!

#30. Now that you have a job, you can pay back all your debts. I only accept cash. Congratulations on the new job, bro!

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congratulations on your new job funny

#32. Along with congratulations on your flattering new job, you deserve to know that you are good at everything you do. Well done mate.

#33. You’ve got a new job, so luck has played its part, and now it‘s all up to you!

#34. Your previous employer’s loss is your new employer’s gain. Congrats on your new job.

Funny New Job Messages

#1. Don’t let your new job be a new excuse for not visiting me. Congratulations.

#2. You deserve this position, and I am thrilled for you! Congratulations and best wishes!

#3. May your new job offer you greater success and chances! Best of luck to you!

funny new job quotes
funny new job quotes

#4. Best wishes for your new position! Keep working hard and believing in yourself!

#5. I am confident that you will excel in your new position! Best regards!

#6. A new job brings with it a new aim, a fresh start, and an entirely new universe. May you have a wonderful time in this new chapter of your life! Best wishes.

#7. You may have gotten lucky with your new position, but I believe your firm was much luckier in hiring you. Best wishes.

Best Wishes For New Job To Friend

#9. Good luck with your new career, my friend! May your potential, capabilities, and skills help you achieve good outcomes and develop a secure career!

#10. All I desire for you is that you overcome all barriers professionally and do well in your new job. Good luck, dear pal!

#11. I’m ecstatic for you, my friend. I have great faith in your ability to achieve a bright future in your profession.

#12. All I can say is that I hope your new job brings you happiness and that you make the most of this new chance. All the best to you.

#13. You asked for it, and now you have it. However, I am aware of how hard you have worked to achieve it. You are absolutely deserving of everything. Congratulations on your new job, pal.

#15. Dear, you’ve always been a dreamer, but you’ve always done so with compassion and determination! May all of your hopes and dreams come true! Best of luck with your new job!

#16. Congratulations on your new job, Love! Your hard work and efforts have paid off! I wish you nothing but success in the future! Best of luck!

#17. When you’re a good person, good things always happen to you. That is why you have such a wonderful buddy in me. I wish you luck in your new job!

#18. Try to find something thrilling in something that appears to be mundane and uninteresting. A new job, for example, could be the start of an unforgettable adventure. Doesn’t it sound nice?

#19. Don’t be concerned about blunders or misunderstandings. There are plenty of these things in life, and there is nothing wrong with them. Do not be scared to raise your head.

#20. Good luck, sweetheart. Demonstrate your abilities and all that you have to offer. It’s now or never for you to be the best employee.

New Job Wishes For Her

#22. Congratulations on your new job, baby! You’ve always wanted to be in this position, and now you’ve got it! I wish you the best of luck on your journey ahead!

#23. Dear, you are one of the most industrious, enthusiastic, and dedicated people I know, so I am thrilled for you! Warm greetings and best wishes!

#24. Changing careers takes bravery, but you spotted the opportunity and had the courage to seize it. I wish you the best of luck in your new position, and I’m convinced you’ll be the shining light of your new firm!

#25. You’re on your way up. While this new position will undoubtedly present obstacles, I am confident that you will meet them straight on. You’re tenacious and fearless, and you’ll accomplish great things. I’m excited about hearing about your new initiatives and responsibilities. You can do it!

#26. I’m ecstatic and delighted for you. The first day of your new employment is today. I’ll keep an eye out for updates.

#27. I wish you patience, coffee, joy, sunny mornings, and a successful career in your new employment. I wish you luck, but know that no matter what happens, we will always be there for you!

Best Wishes for Having First Job

#29. Congratulations on your new position! May this employment serve as a solid foundation for your future growth and development. Good luck with your upcoming start date at your new office!

#30. I can’t believe you got such a terrific job for your first job. Congratulations!

#31. Success does not come easily, but you’ve landed a wonderful new job because of your hard work and determination. Congratulations on your achievement, and please know that I will always be rooting for you. I have faith in you!

#32. You made it happen. There’s a lot of competition out there, but you got the job! You’ve put in a lot of effort, and I hope you’re proud of what you’ve accomplished. I’m rather pleased with myself. You’ve got this, without a doubt. Please accept my heartfelt congratulations. Take some time to rejoice now.

Best Wishes For New Job To Husband

#34. A new job will undoubtedly present new problems, but you have the courage to overcome any obstacles in your life.

#35. We’ve known each other for a long time, and I have to say, this is one of my proudest achievements. Congratulations on your new job, darling spouse!

#36. You certainly want your buddy or coworker to succeed in their new position, and there are a few ways to convey this to them:

#37. Best wishes for your new career!

#38. You don’t need luck when you have skills like yours, but good luck with your new career!

#39. Look at you; you believed you’d never finish high school or college, but look at where you are now; you completed both, earned your degree, and now have a fantastic career! I’m so proud of you!

#40. Remember that even the smallest accomplishment can have a significant impact on your life.

#41. Wishing you the best of luck in your new position!

Wishes For New Job To Wife

#43. Honey, congratulations! You can now purchase your own diamond and also give me my preferred Play Station. On a more serious note, I am incredibly proud of you. Best regards!

#44. Another feather in your accomplishment cap, and I am incredibly proud of you. Congratulations on being a successful businesswoman as well as a lovely mother and wife. I’m in love with you.

#45. “The more you do stuff, the better you get at coping with how you still fail at it a lot of the time,” John Mulaney once stated. Making mistakes is perfectly OK. It’s much worse not to try. Best of luck in your new position!

#46. How did your first day at a new job go? Was everything fine? Best wishes for today and tomorrow.

#47. I still can’t believe you quit your previous job. I hope this new job is a fantastic fit for you. I wish you luck for tomorrow.

#48. You are the most diligent individual I have ever met. I’m overjoyed to learn that you’ve finally landed the job of your dreams. I’m confident you’ll love every minute of it. Let’s not even talk about your new coworkers! They’re going to adore you!

#49. Best wishes for your new position! I wish you luck in waking up each day joyful and going to work because you want to, not because you have to! I wish you the best of luck at work, and please know that we are here to support you! a lot of love

#50. Best of luck in your new endeavor!

#51. In your new career, I wish you success and pleasure. Wishing you the best of luck!

Best Wishes For New Job To Girlfriend

#53. I am overjoyed to learn of your new position. Baby, you’ve made it! Always believe in yourself and go for it.

#54. Hello there, lady! I fell in love with you because of your fearlessness, and I hope you continue to be bold in your new work.

#55. “We would literally astound ourselves if we all did the things we are capable of doing.” On this one, Thomas Edison was correct. You are capable of so much more than you are right now, so stop squandering your abilities and shine brightly you crazy diamond.

#56. “Success is the accumulation of tiny efforts done day after day.” Do you agree with Robert Collier’s point of view? Yes, I do. I believe you possess all of the necessary qualities to become the most successful person on the planet.

#57. It takes bravery to grow up and become who you truly are, “E.E. Cummings once stated.”I understand your apprehension, but it’s time to try something new and uncharted territory. With all my heart, I believe in you.

Best Wishes For New Job To Boyfriend

#59. Hard work always pays off, as evidenced by your recent accomplishment. I am ecstatic for you. May all of your hopes and dreams come true.

#60. Dear, many congratulations! You’ve demonstrated that the only way to succeed is to give it you’re all. Keep it up, and remember that I am always here for you.

#61. Best of luck, buddy! I understand that new experiences might be frightening, but a new job is simply a new beginning. An opportunity to enjoy and be satisfied with every second of your life. Best of luck!

#62. I’m overjoyed to learn you’ve gotten a new job! It was well-deserved. I’ve never met somebody who puts forth as much effort as you do. I am completely enamored with your goals. May you have a lot of fun with this work!

#63. God has chosen to bless you because you are truly compassionate. My warmest wishes to you on your new work path, and I hope you have a lot of fun and learn a lot. Congratulations and keep up the good work. Cheers!

New Job Wishes for Colleague

#65. We extend our warmest congratulations on your new position. Thank you for sticking with us for so many years and giving it your all. Best regards.

#66. You’ve got a new job, so congrats. I’ll never forget your nice comments and help when I was a newcomer here. In you, I’ve discovered a friend and a colleague. Best regards.

#67. I wish you the best of luck and hope. May your new employment be everything you’ve hoped for and more from the start. Take advantage of the fresh, greener pastures!

#68. I’ve had a great time working with you, and I’m thrilled you got the job you so much wanted. Congratulations!

#69. Your good attitude and work ethic have been a valuable asset to this team and will carry you far in your new endeavor. Congratulations!

#70. Best wishes for your new position! You can now purchase a variety of fantastic items for me! (Don’t forget to get yourself something nice.)

#71. You’ve started a new job! So, next time, the drinks are on you, right? Congrats!

New Job Card Greeting Messages

#73. When a friend or family member gets a new job, it is a really exciting event for them. Therefore, don’t forget to wish him a new start and a new professional opportunity. Send him a heartfelt greeting on this historic occasion. This article will assist you in respectfully sharing your feelings.

#74. Please accept my heartfelt greetings for your new position. I had a feeling a reward like this was solely meant for you!

#75. You are the author of a new job, which is like a blank book. — Unidentified

#76. May your new job provides you with new opportunities! Wishing you the best of luck with your new walkway.

#77. May this new position add another feather to your success hat, and may you achieve major career milestones as a result of this fresh beginning.

#78. Sweetheart, you got this job because of your determination and hard work; just keep doing your best.

#79. Congratulations on starting a new job! I believe you will consistently deliver exceptional results and achieve success.

#80. May you make the most of it and eventually ascend the success stairs.

#81. Your new boss has no idea that by hiring you, he has won the lottery. Best wishes for your new position!

New Job Wishes with a Twist

#83. You’ve got a new job, so congrats! Just a friendly reminder: you’re only a ‘kick’ away from being ejected from the house. So, make sure you pay your rent on time!

#84. As you begin this new career, my sympathies for your propensity to sleep in late. To you, a heartfelt ‘Congratulations!’

#85. It can be difficult to adjust to a new work environment, as thrilling as it is to start a new job. May you find some pleasant coworkers! Best of luck!

#86. Your prior workplace is probably rejoicing in your absence now that you’ve started a new career! Best of luck to you! Don’t be a slacker when it comes to your work!

#87. We can assist you in saying “congratulations on your new job” to someone you care about. To make that congratulations card feel even more special, we’ve gathered some of our favorite congratulations wording choices, as well as some thoughtful gift suggestions.

New Job Messages That Inspire

#89. A new job is more than simply a creative outlet; it’s an opportunity to plan your future and control your fate. Congratulations.

#90. People like you, who are so tenacious, focused, powerful, tough, and determined, don’t need to be wished good luck because they make their own luck wherever they go.

#91. The circumstances vary, but they all revolve around finding a new job and a fresh start in life. Your friends, colleagues, and family would be grateful to hear your warm words of support for them at this critical time.

#92. It’s normal to be worried on your first day at a new job, but you shouldn’t stress too much about it. Nothing can hold you back because you are gifted and intelligent.

#93. We were blown away to learn that the tiny boy who just understood how to browse through his new feed is now an associate. You continue to wow everyone. We are proud of you, and we wish you all the best!

#94. So, you’ve landed a job. I wasn’t anticipating this from you, but now that you have one, my entire family wishes you well, many pleasant Mondays, and a supervisor that isn’t enraged.

Funny “Congratulations on Your New Job” Messages

#96. Getting a new job is a big deal, but that doesn’t mean you can’t have a good laugh about it. Here are some amusing ways to commemorate the event.

#97. What’s next-a a huge new home to go with your fancy new job and a slick new wardrobe?

#98. It’s time to start over somewhere new, where no one knows about that time you [funny situation/tale].

#99. Fingers crossed that your new coworkers are as wonderful as we are. You can always come back if you don’t like it!

#100. [Name], I can’t believe you’re abandoning us like this. What are our options? Yes, we’re having a party!

#101. Congratulations on your new position! Your new coworkers have no idea what they’re getting themselves into when they work with you!

#102. It’s time to rejoice! But, what are your thoughts? Here are some clever ways to say “congratulations on your new job,” whether you’re wishing a coworker well as they move on or celebrating a close friend’s promotion.

#103. It’s so much fun to share the joys of our loved ones, and a new job is no exception! We’ll show you how to congratulate someone on a new job, whether you want to wish a coworker luck on a new project or congratulate a buddy on their new employment.

New Job Quotes

#105. “I still get the jitters every time I start a new job! I love it — makes you feel alive.” – Camille Guaty

#106. “Don’t watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.” – Sam Levenson

#107. “Some people dream of success while others wake up and work.” – Winston Churchill

#108. “Go as far as you can see; when you get there, you’ll be able to see further.” – Thomas Carlyle

#109. “Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one’s courage.” – Anais Nin

#110. “Don’t be afraid to give your best to what seemingly are small jobs. Every time you conquer one it makes you that much stronger. If you do the little jobs well, the big ones will tend to take care of themselves.” – William Patten

#111. “The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with how you still fail at it a lot of the time.” – John Mulaney

#112. “Your talent determines what you can do. Your motivation determines how much you are willing to do. Your attitude determines how well you do it.” – Lou Holtz

#113. “Every single job is a challenge. You are walking into a new set, a new character, creating a world, and trying to get comfortable to do your best work.” – Felicia Day