45 Happy Birthday Funny Quotes & Sayings

Funny Birthday Quotes – Pick out one of these funny happy birthday quotes or mix and match them with your own words to craft the perfect cheers. Thank you for all the Birthday wishes. If I did not get so much botox for my Birthday, you would see a smile on this face.

Hilarious Happy Birthday funny wishes, quotes, jokes, images and memes for him, her, friends, and belated birthday. “Thank you to all who posted kind birthday wishes. I’m touched. The rest of you will be un-friended tomorrow.” Funny Minions Happy Birthday Quotes #bday #Happy Birthday Be Happy. Enjoy every moment of your life. Life is too short to waste on grudges. Laugh when you can, Apologize when you should. and let go of what you can ‘t change.

Birthday wishes happy birthday funny quotes. People are taking to funny birthday wishes to wish “Happy Birthday” and make the other person smile from ear to ear. Funny quotes and sayings Life Love Happiness. I hate that moment when you’re tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed, your body is like Just Kidding.

Happy Birthday Quotes

“1. Happy birthday! No matter how many birthdays go by, I will always be the little boy you taught to fly. Happy birthday, Dad.”

“2. A very happy birthday to you! Damn! You’re still hot! And I wish you lots of* o Sex o Joy o Presents o Cash o Beer o Luck o Good health.”

“3. Just think, now you’re one step closer to the senior citizen discount at the movies.”

“4. We’re not getting old we’re getting awe some happy b-day!”

“5. I know you’re my best friend because you hate all the same people that I do. Happy birthday to a bitch as evil as me and just as pretty.”

“6. You still look fab darling. Happy birthday!”

“7. You wanna piece of me?”

“8. Cakes come in such crazy shapes these days, eh? Happy birthday!!”

“9. Hey you. Yeah, you. Happy birthday”

“10. Happy birthday ya filthy animal”

“11. The day where random people I haven’t spoken to in years comment on my facebook wall”

“12. Happy birthday. Warmest wishes to you on your very special day. I hope that you continue to change the lives of others with your positivity, love, and beautiful spirit.”

“13. Hmm, I do say happy birthday”

“14. Never too old to party!”

“15. May your birthday be filled with joy * and wine”

“16. If you want the booty you’ve got to smack that ass”

Happy Birthday Funny Quotes

“17. Being related to me is really the only gift you need. Just saying”

“18. Forecast for your birthday: Alcohol, low standards, and poor decisions”

“19. Happy 29th birthday from your 110 lb. Friend.”

“20. Cheers to a hppy birthday”

“21. Happy baaaaaaa……Thday!”

“22. This card is late because… I forgot I’m very lazy I was helping batman fight crime”

“23. Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings, not count the years. – Ausonius”

“24. Total babe happy birthday”

“25. Party on wayne party on darth”

“26. I know you had lots of birthday wishes yesterday, but who is thinking of you today? Me, that’s who happy belated birthday”

“27. There were a lot of famous people born on your birthday. Too bad you aren’t one. May you grow wiser this year happy birthday!!!”

“28. Happy birthday to my favorite brother…Okay, so you’re my only brother, but if I had others you’d still be my favorite.”

“29. What about a birthday kiss???”

“30. I bought you an awesome bottle of wine for your birthday! It tasted wonderful. I thought about you the entire time, though.”

“31. Every day you sparkle but today you rule! Happy birthday”

“32. Yay! Birthday time”

“33. Have a wonderful birthday!!”

“34. I love you like I love cake at a birthday party. Don’t forget to invite me. Happy birthday.”

“35. Happy birthday. As you grow up, make sure you have more dreams than memories, more opportunities than chances, and more friends than acquaintances.”

“36. Happy birthday! A friend is someone who understands your past, believes in your future, and accepts you just the way you are – even if you are getting older. Thank you for being that friend, and happy birthday. “

“37. Happy birthday to a very special cougar.”

“38. But, I wanted a mouse.”

“39. Happy birthday… You little spoonful of sugar”

“40. The empire wishes you a happy birthday”

“41. Heres your fucking cake you little shit”

“42. Friends come and friends go, but sisters never seem to leave. This was supposed to come out sounding nice. Happy birthday”

“43. Happy birthday to an old friend I’ve had since we were both young and stupid.”

“44. Happy birthday I hope that you have the greatest birthday ever from the moment you open your eyes in the morning until they close late at night.”

“45. One birthday will not make you old. Even a dozen will not make you old. Maybe you should have stopped counting there though. Happy birthday, again.”

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